Hi. I'm Matt. This has been a place of regurgitation and frivolity (don't fret, it will continue to be) but, with any luck and a titch of effort, it will also become a place where I think, document and be more me than it has been previously. Run on sentence much?
Maybe, like many of these things, it’s a matter of knowing when to share. Here’s list of six location-based “check ins” that might be worth posting.
- I Checked in to Beyonce
- Just checked in to a lawless region of Pakistan: guy next to me is about 6′4 and seems to be rolling around a dialysis machine.
- Checked in to the afterlife: gift bag includes an iPhone that uses Verizon.
- I just checked in to check-in rehab.
- Just checked in to a sealed box: found Schrödinger’s cat smoking a Lucky Strike and watching Jersey Shore.
- I just became Mayor of your wife.
