Hi. I'm Matt. This has been a place of regurgitation and frivolity (don't fret, it will continue to be) but, with any luck and a titch of effort, it will also become a place where I think, document and be more me than it has been previously. Run on sentence much?
jakeandamir: Baby
omg tender breasts hahaha best jake and amir everrr
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“you tell me the reasons you think you’re pregnant and i’ll tell you the reasons why i think you aren’t”
Jake and Amir. The greatest people ever.
hey patrick! jake and amir have a tumblr!
I’M PREGNANT! bet you feel pretty stupid complaining about something as mundane as email contacts!
I love Jake and Amir with a passion. I secretly think Amir is the hottest shit on the planet because he is so damn...
Jake: …you keep saying expired…
From my one and only love, Jake & Amir. I can’t even quote one part, it’s all too hilarious
”You really think I stood in the middle of the pharmacy aisle and peed on a box and they made me buy the box because...